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  • me talking to little kids:

    oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!

  • me talking to older people:

    I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad

  • me talking to people my age:

    well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

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sup-im-dean:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY

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kindasherlocked:

kindasherlocked:

I live in a London flat, and not only did I hear ALL of the Tv’s on the same channel at the same time, but I also heard everyone screaming in one voice when they announced the 12th Doctor.

Update:
Someone is going through the flats and placing in the mailboxes a single piece of paper with written “IT’S CAPALDI! PETER FUCKING CAPALDI!”

The UK everyone.